Toooo much.


WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:

I died:

I kissed you:

I fell:

I lived next door to you:

I showed up at your house unexpectedly:

I stole something:

I was murdered:

I cried:

I asked you to marry me:

I was hospitalized:

::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::

Personality:

Eyes:

Hair:

Family:

Smile:

::WOULD YOU::

Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?

Keep a secret if i told you one?

Hold my hand?

Study with me?

Cook for me?

Love me?

Date me?

Have sex with me?


::HAVE YOU EVER::


Lied to make me feel better?

Wanted to kiss me?

Wanted to kill me?

Broke my heart?

Thought I was unbearably annoying?

Hated me?

Wanted to tell me something but didn't?

Wondered about my sanity?

Wanted to do something to me?


::More::


When and how did we meet?

Describe me in three words.

What was your first impression of me?

What do you think of me now?

What reminds you of me?

Could you see us together forever?

When's the last time you saw me?

Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?

Do you care?

Honestly? YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING PUSSIES. THIS SCHOOL YEAR IS CRUISIN' FOR A BRUISIN'.

ALSO EFF YOU AND EVERYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU , YOUR STUPID COMIC MAKES ME WANT TO START MY OWN STUPID COMIC.

oh and go see GI Joe guys! It's really coooooool~~~ Ohohoho wonder if the guy who played Storm Shadow has some nice pictures lying about?


TO DO LIST:

TOTAL: A BUNCH OF ART TO DO TILL THE END OF THIS YEAR PROBABLY

COMMISSIONS:
Joint shop stuff w/
my own art shop stuff
Nerosan - Silvault vs. Chaos Bringer
Nerosan - LJ icons of Rion Lyon
kitangel - Muse + Lily (waist-up couple)
Pide Piper - EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM (beginning with Trill)

ART TRADES:
reddy2bplayd - Cassandra + Josh (couple)
Mister Soak - bunch o' OCs because they're AWESOME
buddy h0lly - Andrew + Cole
Dollhouse Slaughter - Kilrain (bust)

OTHER:
Jade Curtiss for TALES OF THE ABYSS AUCTION
Set up post for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AUCTION
Auction art for BL AUCTION (1 cel-shade bust + 1 grayscale bust)

RAGNAROK STUFF:
TRANSCEND MY KNIGHT
TRANSCEND MY MAGE

Shoot, I think that's about everything.

Posting my commission list from Gaia here because I know I won't look at the list on the site itself. D:
(insert dA icon where applicable~)

TOTAL: 12 + ~16 maybe?

COMMISSIONS:
Joint shop stuff w/
Nerosan - Silvault vs. Chaos Bringer
Nerosan - LJ icons of Rion Lyon
kitangel - Muse + Lily (waist-up couple)
Pide Piper - EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM (beginning with Trill)

ART TRADES:
reddy2bplayd - Cassandra + Josh (couple)
Mister Soak - bunch o' OCs because they're AWESOME
buddy h0lly - Andrew + Cole
Dollhouse Slaughter - Kilrain (bust)

OTHER:
Jade Curtiss for TALES OF THE ABYSS AUCTION
Set up post for ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AUCTION
Auction art for BL AUCTION (1 cel-shade bust + 1 grayscale bust)

RAGNAROK STUFF:
TRANSCEND MY KNIGHT
TRANSCEND MY MAGE

Shoot, I think that's about everything.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[] Red = loud
[] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[] Yellow = innocent
[] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[] Stripes = funny
[] Gray = skanky
[] Pink = preppy
[] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[]Shorts = cutie
[]Skirt/skort = skank
[]Corduroy = homosexual
[]Tight jeans = scene kid
[]Ripped jeans = emo
[]Cammo = cage fighter
[]Jeans = prep
[]Pajamas = pimp
[]Cargo = clown
[]Sweats = athlete
[]Boxers = brat
[]Booty shorts = female
[]Capris = Gangster
[x]Nothing = hoe
[]Dickies = weirdo
[]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[]Blonde = with a broken heart
[x]Black = with a sexy smile
[]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[]Red = that likes to have fun
[]Brown = who loves to be different
[]Dirty blonde = with a nice ass
[]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:
[]1 = who ate
[]2 = who needed
[x]3 = who killed
[]4 = who shot
[]5 = who killed
[]6 = who smoked with
[]7 = who banged
[]8 = who ran shirtless with
[]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[]10 = who cuddled with
[]11 = who slept with
[]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[]1 = the kool-aid man
[]2 = a dog
[]3 = a shoe
[]4 = a toothbrush
[]5 = Santa Claus
[]6 = The Trojan man
[]7 = Barney the dinosaur
[]8 = a prostitute
[]9 = a porn star
[]10 = a bag of weed
[]11 = my lover
[]12 = a glass of milk
[]13 = a horse
[]14 = a lesbian
[]15 = a stripper
[]16 = a pickle
[]17 = a jew
[]18 = a homo
[]19 = an orange
[]20 = my mom
[]21 = a homeless guy
[]22 = a whore
[]23 = my crush
[x]24 = an easter egg
[]25 = a jar of honey
[]26 = a condom
[]27 = a bowl of cereal
[]28 = a french fry
[]29 = your dealer
[]30 = Paris Hilton
[]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
[x]White = because I love marijuana
[]Black = because im sexy as hell
[]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[]Purple = because I'm gay
[]Gray = because I got dared
[]Other = because that's how I roll
[]Green = because I'm good in bed
[]Orange = because I smoke crack
[]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[]Brown = because I had to
[]Shirtless = because I've got abs

I'm JessKo, a freaky hoe with a sexy smile who killed an easter egg because I love marijuana.

THAT EGG HAD IT COMING.

TRANSFORMERS 2

SO

MOTHERFUCKING

BAD
ASSSSSSSSSSS


HOOOOMIIIIIIGAAAAAAWWWWWWD

IT WAS LIKE WATCHING INDIANA JONES WITH TRANSFORMING ROBOTS INSTEAD OF NAZIS
JEKA;LJBKE;LAJHB;LJE;ALEGJD;A

SO BADASS, SO COOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

AAAGGHHH OHMIGAWDOMIGOD
I WOULD LIST ALL THE GREATEST MOMENTS BUT I WON'T SPOIL IT, THEY MUST BE SEEN TO BELIEVE

needed more Sideswipe BUT EVERYTHING ELSE MADE UP FOR IT

;LJAGLEABL;KENAL;BJEA;LBJL;EA
YOU NEED TO SEE IT NOOOOOOOW